We can’t ascertain what your personality may be like by the coffee you drink, but that hasn’t stopped others from trying themselves.
Below are some other blogs who have provided the “you are the coffee you drink” “facts.” Enjoy!
The Huffington Post has decided that if you love lattes, you’re laid back, seek comfort and are reflective. You also tend to add milk and sugar (to the latte!) because you wish to add “sweetness to this bitter, cruel world.”
- Espresso lovers, on the other hand, are hard-working leaders who always are on the go, while cappuccino drinkers are optimistic, creative and sociable (they also create intricate origami creatures from napkins).
- If you drink your coffee black, HuffPo has decided that you’re a purist as well as moody and quiet. Your hair is always perfectly parted and, if male, you have a mustache (not stubble; a real mustache).
Meanwhile, a barista wrote over at ThoughtCatalog.com that she believes that customers who like “really complicated drinks” want to be seen as “in the know” and want a bit extra attention.
- The more flavors or sweeteners a person likes in his coffee, the less he is interested in coffee and the more he perhaps looks for the caffeine buzz. He also may just want the “social status of drinking coffee.”
A writer at The Telegraph last year opined that those who order a “skinny latte” (almost always women), consider it to be something akin to the “Diet Coke of the hot beverage world” because it “promises the maternal comfort of warm milk” but few calories.
- Male drinkers of regular lattes are well-respected but will “never rise beyond middle management.”
- If you’re a mango frappuccino aficionado, you’re more than likely 8 years old.
The Muse, somewhat like the HuffingtonPost.com piece, ruminated that an espresso lover is “friendly and adaptive” and actually likes the taste of coffee. A triple espresso drinker, meanwhile, “has been awake since the late ‘90s.”
- Latte lovers are indecisive and tend to take the safe pick in a “world of unknowns.
- An iced coffee drinker doesn’t let seasons “dictate how you live your life.”
- A frappuccino drinker may say he loves coffee, but “really, you just love ice cream.”
Over at Coffee-Bike.com, the writer believes that you drink espressos you “prefer the LBD (little black drink).” You’re friendly and generous and the thing about coffee you like the most is the “quick, intense taste.
- Double espresso drinker? Then you’re always traveling and your life is stressful. You’re also practical.
- Cappuccino lovers are optimistic, open-hearted and love “the cozy comfort you feel when you drink it.”
- Americano drinkers are all about “sleek elegance.” Frills get on your nerves and you’re focused on quality, not labels and brand names.
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